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Cak Lontong menyentil beberapa suami yang sukai memperbandingkan istri dengan cewek-cewek s3ks! diluar sana.

Ini humor kocak ala Cak Lontong selengkapnya :

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“Renungan Buat Para Suami”  dari Cak Lontong

Mengapa sih artis2 itu kok cakep2??
Mengapa sih cewe2 bispak itu kok s3ks!2??
Mengapa sih cewe diluaran sana begitu menggoda??
Namun istri saya di rumah gak bisa seperti mereka??
Anda suami yang miliki fikiran gitu??
Mudah kok langkahnya jika pingin permak istri secantik n ses3ks! cewek2 itu.
ingin tau??
Nih saya kasih rahasianya.

1. Kasih uang istri anda yang banyak.

Ongkos perawatan seseorang model ngga populer itu satu bulan minimum 10jt. Jangan bertanya jika sekelas artis. Minimum 100jt an.
Buat apa??
Helloo…. lu cowo hanya tau cakepnya doang.
Biaya buat cantik itu mahal tau.
Minuman sebangsa glukogen buat mencerahkan muka saja harga nya 1. 5jt hanya isi 20 sachet.
Trus beli galvanic spa/setrika muka buat mulus 4. 2jt
Lantas beli nano spray buat melembabkan 1. 5jt
Catering diet 10hari 1, 5jt
Biaya sewa instruktur senam pribadi plus anggota gym 2jt
Bedak yang bagus itu 1jt an
Lipstik juga segituan
Belum alas bedak n perlengkapan tempur yang lain
Vitamin E

suplemen agar awet muda 2jt an
Belum krim2 yang lain kaya SK-II yang sepaket dapat 9jt an.
Belum baju2 yang menunjang.
ingin kliatan cakep pakaian juga cakep donk
Belum sepatu serta tas juga
Tas branded tuh gada yg harga nya 50rb kalii
Monggo ditotal sendiri jumlahnya berapakah uang.
Itu belum biaya ke klinik perawatan meni pedi atau chemical peeling.
Terlebih perawatan laser anti kerut.

2. Istrinya jangan sering2 disuruh h4mil yaa.

Sudah kodratnya makin sering melahirkan body makin subur. Kecuali wanita2 spesifik yang diberi nikmat langsing selalu.

3. Jangan suruh istri momong anak.

Momong anak itu lebih berat dari pada ngerjain pekerjaan tempat tinggal kaya nyapu ngepel atau setrika. Itu penyebabnya upah baby sitter lebih mahal dari pada pembantu.
Anak?? Bayar baby sitter donk.
Kan pingin istrinya cantik kaya artis yo mesti siap2 dana nya donk.

4. Nah…itu model2 s3ks! serta artis2 cantik tuh gada yg setrika pakaiannya sendiri.

Terlebih setrika n ngopeni kepentingan orang serumah.
Siapin istri pembantu yaa.

5. Kasih istri gizi yang cukup yaa.

Janganlah buat istri kurang gizi.
Gada tuh narasi jenis s3ks! hanya makan tempe penyet atau ikan asin.

6. Jangan sampai istri kepanasan bila keluar.

Harus miliki mobil bagus.
Jangan dikasih yang Pajero (panas njobo njero)
Dapat luntur makeupnya nanti.
Nah…kewajiban istri hanya menjaga diri, berdandan serta melayani suami.
Tentu sebagian bln. istri anda mulai beralih.
Mulai deh kluar aura cantiknya.
Bahkan juga bisa jadi lebih cantik dari wanita2 di luar sana.
ingin istri cantik namun gak mau modal
Apa kata dunia??
Lelaki yang tidak bersukur akan istrinya.
Baiknya jangan cuma menuntut istrinya agar cantik.
Namun juga harus sediakan fasilitas n prasarana buat sang istri.

*jangan sangat serius y bapak2, yg tentu syukuri apa adanya hidup yaitu anugrah…. *

Nah, bagaimana beberapa suami? Masih ingin bandingin istri anda dengan cewek cantik atau s3ks!? Yo disebarkan ke rekan kalian bila kalian rasa ini bermanfaat

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